Vivian T. Le’s blog

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 I told my dad today that he needs another haircut, then I walk into the kitchen where my mom is.  She starts mouthing, "Cut his hair really short! Shave it! Don't tell him, he won't know!"

 And she KNOWS he doesn't want to! My dad is doing the Donald Trump Combover, and he likes it that way.  He likes the few hairs he has on the top of his head, so who am I to take that away from him? Men are self-conscious and insecure about their hair, we all know that.

 Anyway, I told my mom that I can't because he'd freak out. He'd be like, " Why are you shaving the top of my head?! What are you doing?"  My dad is not THAT oblivious. He'll know I'm shaving the top of it.

 My mom's all, "What's he going to do about it? Nothing, because he can't. You're the one with the clipper."

 She's so feisty. HAHA.

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 Went to go watch "Tropic Thunder" with my friend. It was funny, but "Pineapple Express" is HILARIOUS. I'm officially in love with James Franco.

 AND OMG I'M STILL SO UPSET ABOUT THE HARRY POTTER MOVIE BEING PUSHED BACK! UGH.

 The movie got pushed back from November 21, 2008 until effing July 19, 2009 now!

 WTF?

 I AM SO PISSED OFF.

 Yesterday at work (8 hrs):

 10 haircuts
  1 color

 Today at work (8 hrs):

 FIFTEEN HAIRCUTS. 

 MY BODY ACHES.

 Why do parents wait until the LAST minute to get their kids haircuts? About 10 out of the 15 were kids cuts (School starts tomorrow in Oklahoma)!

 I'm gonna go eat and go to sleep now.

 I have loved Britney Spears since I was young, and I still love and support her now.

 I've never given up! lol

 She's looking so good! YAY! I'm so proud of her!

 Apparently, when my friends are around me, they constantly see my butt crack. Should I be blogging about this? Probably not. Does this embarrass me? Not really, but it should. Do I feel sorry for my friends? No, b/c I find it hilarious. HAHA.

 I am so unladylike.

 Hey it's not my fault! I'm not the ones that make jeans that are 'ultra-low rise' or w/e! If it fits, than I buy it. I don't do the butt crack check. I'm in, I'm out, bada-bing, I have a new pair of jeans.

 Then I'll be in school, and unbeknownst to me, half of the students that sit behind me, can see my crack because those chairs have like... three slits of holes in them for some reason. But I don't know this!

 I think my butt crack is immune to feeling breezy air or something, so I don't get a hint that ppl see me slightly overexposed.

 
 A couple of weeks ago, me, Chi, and three of my (white) friends went to the Temple. We wanted to ask for one of those 'future' things.... a sum or w/e.
 
 Anyway, I decided to get some incense sticks to pray. My friend, the two Jessica's, prayed along with me while Jason (one of the Jessica's fiance) sat off to the side and watched. So I was going from altar to altar, doing the whole shindig; kneel, pray, bow down to the ground. I did this four times at four different altars. When I was done, I walked back over to Jason and sat with him, this time completely aware of my crack due to me being in a religious setting. But I wasn't too aware when I was actually praying.

 Jessica comes over and goes, "I saw your crack every time you bowed."  and then Jason was like, "Yeah. I saw it once over there," and points to the Lady Buddha altar.

 I was like, "GREAT.Thanks for telling me now!" It was Sunday! There were A LOT of ppl in there! Which means, a lot of ppl saw, and therefore, probably thought I was being disrespectful or something!

 Meh.

 My mom always complains about it too. I'll be sitting at the dinner table and then suddenly I'll feel a finger poke my butt. And she's like, "That's so slutty!" only in Vietnamese words, of course.

 LOL Oh well.

 I should name my crack, seeing as how it's so infamous. haha

 Okay that's all.

 School starts back next Monday! Yay!

 I'm going to put my thoughts of Breaking Dawn on this post, therefore, there will be SPOILERS. I have warned you, so don't whine and complain later when you read something you didn't want to.

 I have mixed feelings. I liked it, then I didn't like it, then I liked it... you get the picture.

There has been an uproar about this book, mainly b/c parents think that SM is promoting "Teen Pregnancy", which is a bunch of bullsh*t. First of all, they were married, therefore they did not sin and it makes everything all right. I guess it promotes pedophilia, since Edwards like 100+ yrs old in actuality. LOL  Secondly, it's a fiction novel about vampires and I didn't know vampires had sperm, seeing as how they don't even have blood, therefore, it makes little to no sense. Actually in her FAQs, SM said that the only liquid they have in their body is venom, therefore it contradicts her story. So in fact of having created a vampire love-child, Bella, in fact, should have turned into a vampire when he came (for lack of better word).

 I didn't like the whole Honeymoon part of the book. All I thought was, "Man. They sure are effing horny, aren't they?!"

 Then I also kept worrying about the fact that if they happen to make this book into a movie, how awkwardly hard it would be, b/c of the whole pregnancy/birthing/blood part of the book. And all of the implied sex. This whole novel is just very 'adult content-ish'.

 I didn't really enjoy the book until Jacob's part, which I absolutely LOVED. I find Jacob quite humorous.

 ANYWAY.

 Then Renesmee was born, which I saw that whole pregnancy thing coming, along with Jacob imprinting on her. I figured those out before they happened.

 I think I know why SM wanted to create Renesmee:

1. Requited love for Jacob in the future
2. Fulfillment of what Rosalie had always wished for. Now she has a neice to help raise.
3. Bella gets to experience the whole human emotion before becoming immortal, which was what Edward wanted
4. Charlie gets a granddaughter and still be apart of Bella's immortal life

 I liked Bella's powers, I figured it would be something like that, although I was more impressed with the other vampires that came to help aid the Cullens. It was fun to read of what all they could do. Although the coming together of all the different kinds of vampires and stuff reminded me of Michael Jackson's "IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU'RE BLACK OR WHITE!" song.

 The intense 'almost' battle in the field ended a bit... abrupt. I don't know how I felt about that.

 Overall, it was all right. I didn't LOVE it, nor did I hate it.

 It was a hell of a lot better than JK Rowling's stupid ass Epilogue at the end of her last book. I wanted to rip that epilogue out, it was just plain ridiculous. But lets not get started on that... haha

 Okay that's all.

 Tommy and Lily created a website for Jacob?! (www.jacoble.com) Most parents try to keep their children away from the internet; afraid of scary, psychopathic men looking at their childrens' pictures.

 I don't think they thought this through. Not to mention, when he's about 15, he's totally gonna be embarrassed. Poor kid. I should probably leave him a message like, "AUNTIE VIVIAN WUVES YOU BB JACOB!"

 Eric's over! I shaved his and Kevin's head. They're trying that whole "Justin Timberlake" look. Doesn't look good on Kevin, but he doesn't care.

 Has anyone read Breaking Dawn by Stephanie Meyer yet?! I've just finished and I want someone to talk to!

 Guess who got a 91% on their College Algebra class? THAT'S RIGHT, IT'S ME! *does happy dance* I still hate math.

 Chi's in high school now. 10th grade. That makes me feel old. Even though I'm only 20.

 This blog is very random....

 OKAY I'LL UPDATE LATER!

 Ah, it's time for one of those lovely sisterly feud stories again. =D    No matter how childish it may be on both parts, it's amusing.

 I worked today from 4 till 9, which isn't bad. I'm just incredibly itchy and covered in hair by the time I'm off.

 I come home and I'm on the phone with my manager because I told her that at the beginning of August I'm gonna put in my 2 weeks because my school schedule this year is crazy. She tells me she doesn't want me to quit (Because everybody loves me, obvsly. I'm just so damn charming), so I tell her that the only days I'd be able to work were Saturday and Sundays. She was fine with that.

 I come home and my parents come in right afterwards. My mom sees me and goes, "Aren't you supposed to pick Chi up from her friends house?"

 I said, "Uh, no. Nobody called to tell me and I didn't even know she was going."

 Then my mom told me that Chi called my dad to tell him she'd call me to come get her when I'm off, BUT she never did.

 So I decided to take a shower first, and then I'd go pick her up.

 I texted her:

To Chi: Nice job calling me to let me know to pick you up when I got off. I'll pick you up after I shower.

 Fr Chi: Aww I might stay later and ask if they can take me home?

 I have a problem with that. That text message rubbed me the wrong way b/c it's RUDE. To me AND her friend's parents.

 To Chi: No.

Fr Chi: What? Why not?!

 That text message DEFINITELY rubbed me the wrong way.

 To Chi: Cause that's rude. Learn some manners Chi.

 Fr Chi: No cause they're taking Alex home anyways

To Chi: I'm coming to get you regardless.

 Fr Chi: I'm at Rusty's right now.

 At this point, I just feel like punching her in the face. For one, I have work tomorrow morning and I don't feel like waiting around for her 15 year old ass so I can go pick her up. I have homework still! Secondly, it's just freaking rude! Asking the parents to take her home when I could've at 9:30, it's just inconsiderate to both ppl.

 To Chi: Fine. Call mom, I have homework I don't have time to sit around and argue and wait for you.

 She calls my mom and then proceeds to send me this message.

 Fr Chi: Mom said to pick me up at 11 but you have homework which is why I don't want you to pick me up. They're cool with taking me home.

 Well DUH they're 'cool' with it! What are they suppose to say...  "No. We can't take you home, you can walk."? I don't think so!

 To Chi: That's why you should have called at 9 to let me know instead, it wouldn't have been a problem then.

 Fr Chi: I know I'm sorry! I forgot b/c we were all talking and stuff.

 I come out into the kitchen and I grab a tofu and my mom's like, "Pick Chi up at 11."

  So I said, "No. I'm not picking her up.She's rude and she asked Sara's dad to take her home. She didn't call when she was supposed to because she's ham choi, I'm not going to pick her up now."

 My dad's all smiley b/c he finds it funny that I'm mad, while my mom starts getting mad with me.

 She's like, "Go pick her up now then."

 I told her that Chi went with them to go get ice cream and my mom's all, "Tung! Go get Chi!"

 Chi calls again and asks to stay even later, and my mom said, "No. You're not staying any later, you were supposed to call Vi at 9 and you didn't."

 And Chi had the NERVE to ask my mom if she could spend the night and for me to pick her up tomorrow instead. Uh, HELLZ NO. She has NO manners whatsoever! UGH. Who raised her? A pack of wolves?!

 My mom's all, " NO! You're not staying over and Vis not going to pick you up. She's mad at you! You're coming home no later than 11!"

 If I were my mom, I'd drive myself to wherever Chi was and drag her to the car by her ears b/c of how incredibly selfish she was.

 I'm going to be a mean mom.

 It's 10:19. She'll be home in about 40 min. and I am going to be sooo bitchy to her, she better not get near me.

 Homework. I g2g.

Awwwww. LOL

 Biology's kicking my ASS.

 Chi's taking my tests for me online. Seriously. I'm not joking. My little sister (who is 5 years younger) surpasses me in knowledge. It makes me feel dumb. But she gets me B's and A's on my tests, so that's the only reason why I'm passing.

 LOL I'M SUCH AN EFFING CHEATER!

 Shhh. Don't tell the teacher.

 So Alan (my cousin) is going into the Medical field b/c he, "Doesn't want to hear it" from his parents, so he's going into it to shut them up. On top of that Eric (my other cousin), is about to graduate as a PA or something.

 Do you KNOW how bad that makes me look to my parents? My mom's always rubbing it in, saying, "Eric's so amazing, he's such a good planner", which translates into, "You are going NOWHERE and your job will pay shit!"

 Well... I happen to like a struggle in life, and if that so happens to be money, than so be it! If worst comes to worst, I'll sell my body or something! Oklahoma's practically known for prostitution so it wouldn't be difficult.

 I'm just joking. I would never. Stripping would come before that, but who would want to 'let it rain' on my fatass? No one.

 Not funny, I'm sorry. I, in no way, approve of stripping or prostitution as a respectable career.

 But why do ALL Asian parents want their children to be doctors?! Or Engineers or Lawyers, eh? I don't get it! Why can't we just do something we enjoy, even if it won't pay well (and if stripping/prostitution is something you 'enjoy', than good for you)? It's just not fair. And it puts sooo much pressure on us and makes us feel like we're not good enough if we're NOT doctors or engineers or lawyers.

 WHY IS BEING AN ASIAN OFFSPRING SO DIFFICULT?!

 OP. It's late, i g2g.